Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

Can't get it out of my head...damn you Starland Vocal Band! Damn you to hell!!!

Okay, I'm going to be non-linear...for a change.

Is Birth the new Brown Bunny?

Maybe this remake won't suck.

Does anyone still care?

Dave Eggers will be on Conan tonight. If you care, you should watch. If not, then please disregard.

Richard Butler, famed white supremacist and founder of Aryan Nations, died yesterday. Good. Now he can join Hitler....in hell!!!

And I'm spent. Well, with regard to posting links. I still have other unimportant things to say.

Last night while watching "That 70's Show" (which jumped the shark about 4 seasons ago but I still watch b/c of Topher Grace...love him) Fes (Mr. Lohan to those of you unfamiliar w/ the show) made this statement:
"I like my woman like I like my wine: red & full of alcohol"
to which Ashley quipped, "Lindsay Lohan"
Now that I've written this, I realize that it was probably only funny in the moment. And maybe not even then. But I laughed. Oh, how I laughed.

Excerpt from P. Hilton's biography, Chapter 2: How to be an Heiress
#2: Have a great name
If you're going to be an heiress, you can't have a normal name unless you're British. All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.
Brilliant.

I actually have sh*t to do right now, but frankly don't feel like it. So I'll talk about the immediate future.
1) I'm ready for lunch. I hope my cup of soup will be good, even if I don't have any crackers to go with it.
2) I'm going to watch "Joey" tonight. I have to see for myself. I hope I don't like it...I think I'll be ashamed if I do.
3) "The Apprentice"- I hate the second season of reality shows...I never think the cast is as good as the original. Case in point: Survivor. But I only watched two seasons, so who am I to judge? Maybe the one where the girls all bathed together was really good, you know?
4) I must, must, must read more of "You shall know our velocity"...I mean, Ashley and I started this book club, and we're the only ones who haven't read the book. Now instead of enjoying myself w/ it, I feel like I have homework.
5) Friday. Payday. Thank god.

I'm outtie 5000.
Reagan